Ray are you alive? How is the edible?

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2-beadyeyes:

2-beadyeyes:

fo you houys know how mma thie

i swear to god this said some thing different

bladedamus:

nalgenebottle:

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

easily a contender for post of the decade

ashstfu:

decseptapril:

ashstfu:

decseptapril:

ashstfu:

ghacharghochar:

ashstfu:

vampchem:

ashstfu:

*finishes reading a full book in 3 hours* who am i

your favourite character from said book now next question

next question: the number of pupils in school A is equal to half the number of pupils in school B. the ratio of the boys in school A and the boys in school B is 1:3 and the ratio of the girls in school A and the girls in school B is 3:5. the number of boys in school B is 200 higher than the number of boys in school A. find the number of boys and girls in each school.

solve it

A: 100 boys, 300 girls

B: 300 boys, 500 girls

next question?

under constant current electrolysis, how many coulombs would be required to reduce 2 mol of Cu to metallic copper?

386,000 coulombs next question?

a farmer plants 54 crops of broccoli and 32 crops of carrot. what is the probablity his neighbor’s name is jessica?

the probability is around 818 066/382 200 000 or around 0,2 if he lives in the united states. next question

i’m blocking you

mapsofnonexistentplaces:

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drew a guy. thought he might be enjoyed

970317980622:

[phone rings at any time of day]

me: what maniac would call me right now

crystal-rebellion:

drunkardsprayer:

aureateexegesis:

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Holy fucking shit y'all.

ok but

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Have some samples from the comments - 10/10 would recommend browsing them.

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inthefallofasparrow:

talking-fox-actual-deactivated2:

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I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

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nyanoraptor:

counter strike fans when they strike the counter idk never played it

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thatidiotagain:

bane-of-technology:

gunsandfireandshit:

pess-edgeworth:

nicht-alles-gold:

I’m not usually one to hop (haha) onto the meme train but I found that comic absolutely delightful.

This sent a very real chill down my spine

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This managed to be worse than the abortion comic

anthonycrowley:

orville peck is objectively the perfect celebrity all you know about his personal life is that he’s gay

officialunitedstates:

smexing:

officialunitedstates:

zreje:

officialunitedstates:

they call it a heartbeet because your heart looks like a beet

this is so true

I know

What’s going on here

text post I made about heart beets and someone said they thought it was true and I told them I knew that